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Totes

PanzerKatze Tote

Description: This is Ratel. Ratel don't care. Be like Ratel.

Fish Tank Tote

Description: A pun on fish tank with a goldfish as a tank commander on a Challenger 2

WTF Over! Tote

Description: Humorous NATO phonetic alphabet. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

WTF Over Tote

Description: Humorous NATO phonetic alphabet. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot

Look Here, Smile, Wait For The Flash Tote

Description: A funny saying tankers use

The Original Tiger King Tote

Description: Tiger II, the original Tiger King

Panzer Park Tote

Description: A parody of the dinosaur movie franchise logo

Be My Valentine Tote

Description: A dad joke with the Valentine MKIII

Tank Sunset Tote

Description: 80's style vintage tank design

This Is My Tank Top Tote

Description: My version of the tank top dad joke. Order it on a cap, go on I dare you

Shoot, Move, Communicate Tote

Description: The mantra for small unit tactics. With an R4

Tiger II Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the Axis Tiger II

Tank Design Tote

Description: A visual representation using tanks of how frikkin old I am

Sturmtiger Heavy Assault Gun Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the Axis Strumtiger

Eland Park Tote

Description: A logo parody from the dinosaur franchise featuring the Eland

Sherman Tank Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the legendary Sherman tank

Russian T-80 Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the Russian T-80

Russian T-54 Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the Russian T-54

T-34 Blueprint Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the Russian T-34

Rooivalk Blueprints Tote

Description: A blueprint style sketch of the Rooivalk attack helicopter

Ratel Movie Logo Mash Up Tote

Description: A parody of the famous fighter pilot movie featuring a Ratel IFV

Holiday In Angola Tote

Description: My Angolan souvenir, a bush war parody

Ratel Just Don't Care Tote

Description: If you absolutely have to kill a few T-55's bring a Ratel coz Ratel don't care

Ratel Don't Care Tote

Description: If you absolutely have to kill a few T-55's bring a Ratel coz Ratel don't care

Panzer III Ausf N Tote

Description: A fan emblem for the 15th Deutsches Afrikakorps

Black Panther Logo Parody Tote

Description: A parody of the Lamborghini log with the South Korean Black Panther tank

Messershcmidt BF-109 Nose Art Tote

Description: The teufel (devil) nose art on the Messershcmidt BF-109 found in the South African museum

MILF Man I Love Firearms Tote

Description: A tongue in cheek play on MILF

M7 Priest Howitzer Tote

Description: A blueprint sketch of the American howitzer from World War II

M1 Abrams Blueprint Sketch Tote

Description: A blueprint sketch of the American M1 Abrams

Lonely Leopard Tote

Description: A version of the lonely penguin meme featuring a Norwegian Leopard 2a8

Bly Befok En Ratel Aan! Tote

Description: A South African version of the Keep Calm campaign featuring a Honey Badger

Bly Befok En Ratel Aan Tote

Description: A play on the carry on campaign slogan

44 Parachute Battalion Tote

Description: A fan emblem for the South African elite unit, the Parabats

Lest We Forget Tote

Description: A tribute to all those who gave their all so we could have the soft lives we currently enjoy

It's Gonna Blow Tote

Description: A joke emblem showing crossed RPG's with the text Get out of here, it's gonna blow!

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